A man went viral on social media after claiming he came across the “Dark Lord’s” Kia in the parking lot of a restaurant in the U.S.
The clip, posted on TikTok, shows a Kia hatchback parked outside a Cracker Barrel location, a restaurant chain in the United States.
While the Kia itself was fairly modest, what intimidated the TikToker was a decal across the top of the windshield that read: “DARK LORD OF MISERY.”
Next to the chilling message were some spooky images, and both the passenger and driver-side doors were decorated with skull decals.
To top it all off, the license plate featured red letters stating the driver was “locally hated,” next to the image of a grim reaper.
“Man, I hope I never have to meet the guy who owns this Kia. […] I hope he doesn’t come out of Cracker Barrel before I can leave,” he said in the video, with a mix of awe and nervousness.
“Because I knew some [tough guys] back in the day, especially my cousin Terry. But locally hated, man. Literally the dark lord of misery,” he joked.
The clip has already racked up over 2.7 million views and thousands of comments from users who were amused by the scene. “The prime minister of everything sinister,” joked one TikTok user.
“I just know he weighs about 120 pounds and wears glasses,” guessed another. “Dark Lord. Cracker Barrel fan,” noted a third. “Hey man, even the dark lord needs a home-cooked meal in a rustic setting,” added another.
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